I went for a walk through my local parks last night after my daily banquet (noodles with sliced onions) to comply with the old adage:
After lunch, rest a while; after supper walk a mile!
It was beautiful - azure blue skies, acid green trees, luscious green grass, dogs and children (bastards both! they should be banned or kept in an enclosed area) - then, disaster.
I must have breathed in most of the pollen in London and exploded into fits of sneezing and coughing and gasping for breath. You might recall (Key=Ctrl+R) that I have two cracked ribs after my recent fall from grace, the stairs I mean, Grace is innocent in these matters. Dear reader! the fucking agony! I managed to hobble home and took two more lovely pain killers the doctor gave me and collapsed onto my virgin couch in search of relief. This was about 2130 hours. I reclaimed consciousness at 0234 hrs in agony still so administered two more heavenly effervescent tickets to oblivion. Woke again at 0541 hours and decided to face the day bravely without complaining as I was to take an exam at my training college later. You will never hear me complain about the vicissitudes of life, no! Anyway wish me luck in the exam as my biorythmns are all screwed up at the moment.
I noticed that the sun set last night at 2059 hours and probably rose today after 0500 hours. This means the days are drawing in and the mighty God Winter approaches in all his hoary glory. This blasted heat cannot continue much longer and the Goddess Rain will reveal herself again to her faithless Londoners.
Have you noticed how alike Cristiano Ronaldo and I are! Yes, we both have a crock right foot! Of course he has already received medical treatment as he is a valuable slave, while I am only a hostage to the Health Service - which as you must know has much shorter waiting lists under GB's mis-governance!
The reason for this is simple...they do not add you to the list in the first place!
A point to be aware of.....smokers pay between £7 & £10 billion into the Receiver each year while smoking related illnesses costs only around£1.7 billion a year.
So we are actually paying for you lot!
In past times, we all laughed when the stock market fell as it was only the rich who invested and thus they lost money! Ha bloody Ha! But now, we are all vitally interested in the markets...and why you may well ask! So I'll tell you. All the big pension companies have large amounts riding on the market prices and our (well not me as I don't have one) pensions will be affected by drops in share prices and when the bottom falls out of the market all the pension companies find their backside exposed to the world. Remember GB takes about £5 billion every year out of the pension companies to fund his wet dreams!
And now GB's poodle Purnell is trying to criminalise all the unemployed and also to force temporary council workers to lose their only source of income by forcing the unemployed to take their jobs on a criminal wage structure. I see this all ending badly...for everyone!
I noticed that Spanish banks are trying to buy our banks; that French energy companies are trying to buy our energy companies. (EDF have just announced a price increase for gas of 22%...yes 22%!!) Remember when we used to do the buying not the selling. I think this is GB's secret way of getting us into the heart of Europe...by allowing them to buy our companies!
Meanwhile, do what ever lies nearest!
Geography spot:
The White House, the White House (yes two of them), Casa Rosada, Groote Schuur, Quirinal Palace, Schonbrunn Palace.
Word spot:
Mandate, order, legislation, nanny state.
1 comment:
What walking at midnight lucky you weren't mugged. Maybe its laughter that will fix your ribs. Our summer we have aircon all the time. Maybe you are in the poor country. Cost of living isn't too bad here but then we do eat humble pie and actually work. crack rib or not. Hope you get better cheer R
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