Lazarus Rises Again

Yes, I am back from the land below the horizon and am glad to be able to communicate with you again.

In my absence we managed to win the election (well sort 0f) and rid ourselves of the evil known as the Scot Gordon Brown and all of his ilk.

But are things really better? Well we will wait with bated breath!

I am looking forwar to the World Cup and hope England do well even without Beckham!

So That's Why Mum Went to Iceland!

Well, well, well. Who would have thunk it! We are going to war with Iceland again (remember the Great Cod War in the 70's) to recover money for clever people who took high returns knowing they represent high risk. My God, that Gordon has Balls!

Well, Mandy is back...but what are the odds on another hissy fit and sleaze and a quick resignation before he minces off to Brazil again.

Never mind, the sun is shining and the weather looks fair to hold. Surely, GB can't f**k that up. Let's form a committee to discuss it!

I wonder how all this will turn out? Will we ever pay the bankers off? Why should we?

The weekend looms and I wish you all a ginger peachy fond farewell till Monday?

The Wonder of Woollies!

Something wonderful happened the other day.

I walked into the classroom and there was a baby there. All wrapped up in woollies and gurgling contentedly.

I said, immediately, with authority, "Have you signed your time sheet?" She looked at me inscrutably and either smiled or burped..probably the latter.

Suddenly all the young men in the room surrounded the baby and all entered into discussions about babies, baby care, baby clothes and so on and so on..also glissing and evacuating at inappropriate times. It seems they all have one or two of their own, and are all proud daddies.It's not only women who go ga-ga over cute little babies!

I want one now as well.......well! let's wait and see for a while on this.

Obviously it would have to be after the enormous mess GB has caused has been cleared to our satisfaction, without causing the taxpayers further untold hardship. You just have to laugh when you see all the congressmen running scared of the November election and afraid to lose their well paid and well padded seats in Washington

I suggest we throw them all out and elect a new lot. The president is limited to two terms and so should the senators and congressmen! Mind you, this could go for the lot over here as well.

If GB is not a novice PM then what exactly is he. All these financial shenanigans occurred on his watch as Treasurer, so let his back feel the rod!

Travelling on the Winds of my Mind

Lately I have been wondering what is going on. Now I know. Jacqui Smith has described Gordon Gloom as a powerhouse of intellect. Yes! That's why he causes such social and political pollution. Let's clean him up and ship him off in a container to a secure location in Scotland..he has always hated London anyway!

Just remember, an A can never become a NOT-A! Deep, eh?

I've always thought, that if people think you are a fool, let them! Do not open your mouth and confirm it!

With the present overpopulation of the world and the fact that we cannot even feed those alive now, should we be worrying about child mortality rates. Does this sound harsh...read Malthus!

Isn't it nice that Ruth Kelly can afford to give up work to spend more time with the family. She can probably afford it..what with the expected pension she will get for being a minister for all of two minutes!

Meanwhile Our Dear Leader is encouraging other mothers to leave their 2 year olds in others care so they can get a job. Something wrong here? This is Labour socialist engineering at its best...always to our detriment!

Why is the temperature of the North Sea at its highest at this time of year..is it to do with the specific heat of water vs that of earth? Anyone care to elucidate?

Still Waters Run Deep, or so They Say!

But this man, the more I look at him on TV, worries me...his hands are out pleadingly...and he says "This is the right thing to do", "This is the right way", "This is the right way to proceed". Why is he always right and we are always wrong. He doesn't seem to have much support left in his own party...sharpen the political knives?

There seems to be murk in those sullen depths, and I think it is some type of turbidity. He does not seem to be the right man for that job...he never was really. I bet Tony is laughing all the way to his highly paid sinecures in the city....do you still have jobs there, Tony?

I was looking at an atlas of South America...don't ask me why, probably just my insatiable search for knowledge... and I saw a large body of blue, obviously a lake or river in the middle of Brazil, sort of NW of Rio but E of Brasilia. Does anyone know what it is..it was unnamed in my atlas!

I haven't been for my regular Sunday walks lately because people might think I'm a pervert for walking through a park or along the riverside by myself with out children! Just where will all this social engineering end. In tragedy I would assume. I live alone and enjoy it and will not be treated like a guilty suspect because of some hysterical over-reactions by incompetent people.

If you want to know where all this social engineering started, well look past Gloomy Gordy and study Tony's dash for power (with the wicked witch egging him on!)

Gordon set up so many intricate calculations affecting tax and income when he was in the Treasury...how he must hope that all these devious little bits of legislation don't follow Lehman Bros and AIG over the cliff into cataclysm! They all tried to be too too clever at our expense and of course we will suffer for it, and we are now!

Let's see if any banks fall today and what the unemployment rate is, before the city traders all sign on after they sell their Ferraris!

Our World in Two Words.....Im .... Possible!

So it's no longer legal to take a walk through a park or along a river in Telford unless you are with a child. Where is this all leading to. Are we all to be considered potential perverts by these idiots in bureaucracy.

It seem to flood a lot in Shropshire and I cannot help but think that this is Gaia's way of flushing out this human detritus that create and enforce these febrile rules.

Get them gone! As soon as possible and never let them hold elected or appointed office again.

If you don't get this then we have all been swallowed up in a new black hole...let's cross or fingers!

Have you been caught up in this Payment Protection Insurance scam....what a rip -off ! Has anyone ever claimed successfully against this scheme and won?

Lehman Bros of Wall Street might fall into the clutches of the Korean Development Bank......NO! NO! NO!

Will they never learn. If this goes ahead all blame and responsibility lies on their heads although you will be the one to suffer! If you have doubts, just look north from Seoul to see what loony tunes look and act like!

So PIMCO wins $1.7 billion on betting that Fannie and Freddie would be taken over. Well done to them. Did George Soros also get his fingers wet in this? I would love to know!

Questions, questions, questions!

Who gave us:

The Millennium Dome

The Iraq War

What costs taxpayers more to run:

The Millennium Dome
The Iraq War

What will last longer:

The Millennium Dome
The Iraq War

Even the TUC no longer supports those incompetent mob of reds and pinks who are trying to run the country (into the ground).

What lies ahead for all of us?

Sometimes I shudder at what I see coming down the line. But then I am a born pessimist!

Did you read in the Metro this morning a letter from Richard Gowan re finding a £10.00 note. Is this man a prat!

Can you name a deciduous conifer in Europe?

I heard these two blokes having a barney about parking and the one was saying "don't you f********g understand me!"

I felt like answering for him.

Yes, my mother tongue is English, and, like you, I never had a father!

But I never...you never know about road rage these days...except for that brilliant song from Catatonia.