Friday, 10 October 2008

So That's Why Mum Went to Iceland!

Well, well, well. Who would have thunk it! We are going to war with Iceland again (remember the Great Cod War in the 70's) to recover money for clever people who took high returns knowing they represent high risk. My God, that Gordon has Balls!
Well, Mandy is back...but what are the odds on another hissy fit and sleaze and a quick resignation before he minces off to Brazil again.
Never mind, the sun is shining and the weather looks fair to hold. Surely, GB can't f**k that up. Let's form a committee to discuss it!
I wonder how all this will turn out? Will we ever pay the bankers off? Why should we?
The weekend looms and I wish you all a ginger peachy fond farewell till Monday?

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

The Wonder of Woollies!

Something wonderful happened the other day.
I walked into the classroom and there was a baby there. All wrapped up in woollies and gurgling contentedly.
I said, immediately, with authority, "Have you signed your time sheet?" She looked at me inscrutably and either smiled or burped..probably the latter.
Suddenly all the young men in the room surrounded the baby and all entered into discussions about babies, baby care, baby clothes and so on and so on..also glissing and evacuating at inappropriate times. It seems they all have one or two of their own, and are all proud daddies.It's not only women who go ga-ga over cute little babies!
I want one now as well.......well! let's wait and see for a while on this.
Obviously it would have to be after the enormous mess GB has caused has been cleared to our satisfaction, without causing the taxpayers further untold hardship. You just have to laugh when you see all the congressmen running scared of the November election and afraid to lose their well paid and well padded seats in Washington
I suggest we throw them all out and elect a new lot. The president is limited to two terms and so should the senators and congressmen! Mind you, this could go for the lot over here as well.
If GB is not a novice PM then what exactly is he. All these financial shenanigans occurred on his watch as Treasurer, so let his back feel the rod!