Charity begins at Home

A government study released yesterday that a person needs an annual income of around £13,500.00 just to survive, and this does not include rent. Try living on job seekers allowance! The report also states that some poor people are missing meals each day. Try living on the benefits..you can really eat only once a day.

For all those people suffering from obesity..solution - use the JSA diet. And, of course, the worst sin of all if you smoke!..you'll soon be forced to give up the filthy weed as you cannot afford a pack of cigarettes at £5.80 a pack (most of the price is tax so how hard is GB (Scots Div) of UK Ltd really behind the anti-smoking campaign).

So Murray's out at last...nut don't worry, he still collects nearly £97,000.00 for playing four games. He may never win anything major, but what the hell! maybe he'll hang around for 10 years like Pussy Tim and bore us to death while banking a fortune, and add on anyone fool enough to sponsor him. Write to any company in which you own shares and order not to waste your money on sponsoring him. Maybe Paraguay can help him out!

I was walking along a very busy A-road simply jammed with traffic pumping all sorts of poisonous toxins into the air, when a lady walking along abjected to the cigarette I was smoking! Looked at her id dismay, indicated the traffic and told her to get a life. Wake up and smell the coffee, bitch.

Do discarded balloons create a worse environmental impact than discarded cigarette butts?

Well, everything is back to normal, nearly, in Iraq. Do you remember the good old days of rape, pillage and plunder! Well, apart from the rape bit, it's called economic development (or exploitation)!

Well done to BP and Shell. those great UK companies, for managing a slice of the pie in Iraq for the new oilfield development from the American owners.

And you thought the war was about Bush's oil interests, when it was in fact fought for deeper held beliefs in the principles and applications of the democratic process, and of course, to finish off what his father couldn't or wouldn't.

Disaster spots today!

Can't think of any at this moment but will update data later.

Geography check.

Kamchatka, Tierra del Feugo, Cancun, St Lawrence River, Gozo.

Words to include in your daily vocabulary (if you possibly can; in fact the only one I know who seems to do this is my good friend Toby...bless).

velocity, digitalis, Pagliacci, tragedy.

Sometimes I feel like a log on a fire - glowing brightly on the outside, maybe, but kind of hollow and burnt out inside!