Friday, 5 September 2008

A Journey into Speculation and The Unknown!

Today I start a journey into the unique unknown..what awaits me during my passage to Uniqitin.
Yes I am trying to give up the evil weed and have taken the route there by using patches. I will update you through this epoch. If you notice any mood swings or sudden outbursts of rage, please let me know through the comments available below.
If we think we have bad weather, just look at India, Burma, China, Haiti, Dominican Republic, New Orleans......and thank God for these green and septic isles on which we survive (barely, under this present, but short lived administration!)
How to save Billions of taxpayers money!
Do not buy new Trident nuclear missiles. We will never use them and they are a deterrent to no-one.
Do not buy 2 new aircraft carriers...these are a form of outmoded warfare ever since the end of the Second World War. How in hell would they be of any use in our new role as Peacekeeper to the Planet!
An update 0n my JSA diet. My GP feels that I have lost far too much weight and he has given me a vitamin/calorie drink to stabilise my weight loss. Apparently I am not obese...and I hope someone will tell GB (Scots Division), PM of UK Ltd (for a short time longer, we can only hope!). I guess I can give up all hopes of being a Super Model as well!
Has the Government deliberately held off on a windfall tax on the energy companies to allow them to distribute large dividends to the Good and Mighty before hitting them with the tax.
I wonder how much of this tax will trickle down to the taxpayer as benefits and how much will go to pay for capital acquisitions for the military establishment.
Has anyone else noticed how Tolley's Tax guide has expanded to fill the gap. 50,00 new tax rules introduced by Prudence Brown in her heyday as Chancellor might count for most of the expansion.
Mechanics on £200.00 per hour...thank God I walk everywhere!

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