A National Risk Register which is part of the government's National Security Strategy is being produced by the Cabinet to cover events such as:
Terrorism
Disease Pandemics
Natural Disasters
Industrial Accidents.
Somehow, this doesn't make me feel more secure! Why is that!
On a personal note, my doctor has agreed that he will prescribe Viagra for me as long as I produce a partner. There are restrictions because he is strict...the partner must be living and have only two legs! Well I ask you, isn't this a restraint on my personal pursuit of happiness..however brief!
Mind you, he is upset because of cricket..he will not accept that Australia is undisputed World Champeens! Look you, even England could beat India playing with one hand tied behind their backs.....which is the way they seem to play every game! But not yesterday! Along came Marvellous Monday and Captain Courageous! What a brilliant display..probably down to picking an adequate number of bowlers who knew the pitch and how to bowl on it. Obvious eh! Not always.
Mind you that was only day 1 and there is still time for England to snatch defeat from the very jaws of Victory.
Anyway, have a good weekend and I hope you team wins..I know mine will thrash Preston!
Geography check:
Bern, Tel Aviv,Gali,La Paz.
Words for the weekend:
Scatology, confabulation, impetus, impetigo, dastardly, lost and lonely.
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