Brigades of urban warriors, costumed in gaudy and disguising apparel, some with eye masks, some without, all peering anxiously, either straight ahead with tensed necks, or down at the paved highway, all mounted on brightly caparisoned 2 wheeled monsters, mass re-strained, awaiting release from their gods.
YES! The word arrives! Let battle commence!
Between lines and across lanes haphazardly flooding pavements and submerging poor pedestrians they begin their never-ending battle with the evil polluting car! They charge forward into the valley of death!
Pedestrians beware! the charging cohorts do not respect lights, red, green or orange, nor crossings, pedestrians, the elderly, the encumbered, the infirm. Nothing stops them on their route to route the motorist in this urban battle.
You have been warned!
British Broadcasting Egos
How come they all spend time interviewing each other about subjects they know nothing about instead of just broadcasting sporting events. This is supposed to be BBC Sports, not BBC Lifestyles. Leave all the interviews of athletes and family and friends till after the Games.
JUST BLOODY SHOW US THE SPORTING COMPETIONS. IT IS ONLY ONCE IN EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND WE ARE PAYING A LOT FOR IT!
Send that ex-rower Pinsett home now and save some money!
At last a gold medal in swimming and in cycling..well done you! I'll hold any other comments till after the games! I'll keep on listening to the radio to get a fair coverage.
All those married couples trying for babies have been told not to bother with IVF etc as the chances of success are the same as trying naturally and will avoid a lot of expense and heartache.
I have a simpler solution...try doing it without your wedding rings....this never seems to fail !
RBOS loses £600 million in six moths this year. What a shame. Remember all the years when they were consistently churning out £2-3 billion profits every year? Have no pity for them and do not accept increased charge from them!
The average wedding costs circa £20,000. But newly married couples cannot afford the deposit to but their first property!
Who have their priorities wrong?
Water companies are trying to increase charges to consumers to pay for leakage! Why do we have to pay for our consumption and their incompetence. They should pay us a windfall every year based on how much they leak!
Geograpy spot:
Sth Ossetia, Sochi, Freetown, Algiers, Nairobi.
Word spot:
Angle, triangle, orgy, solicitor, prelates.
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