Zumzwang

Well here I am again to update you on all the exciting happenings in my dull an dreary life.

I couldn't sleep last night, which is usual as I am a very light sleeper, easily disturbed by any unusual or loud noise. But the worst thing was the dreams that ran through my sleep. I was going to relate them to you but unfortunately, I could not remember them when I eventually dragged myself from my virgin couch.

I feel blocked somehow and so I am going to sidestep a little.

Anyway the thing is that I feel that I opened myself up too much yesterday and revealed my inner self to all and sundry. I feel peeled. A friend of mine says that on;y women bleed but that men are moody bastards at the best of times, and she should know. However I do feel bloody, but what can you do?

At the moment I am suffering from unemployment, and boy how you do suffer! But in actual fact, due to sleight of hand from GB (Scottish Division) PM of the UK's DWP I am no longer counted as unemployed i.e. I am not unemployed, although I still receive benefits as I am now on a New Deal Training course. When he stands up and says the Unemployment figures are such and such remember to add one for me, and also to deduct one from his marvellous New Deal figures....it is all lies, damned lies and statistics.

I was going to mention civil rights but I'll let that simmer for a while, at least until this bye-election. I wonder if Davies has ever heard about a tent and pissing in or out?